Fandoms and How They Ruined My Life

depsidase:

thetimetostrikeislater:

ohifonlyx33:

dumbest-bb:

I am not meant for casual. I was born for soul crushing devotion.

but no one can ever know cause that’s embarrassing

bloodymaryoliveoil:

REAL

femme–de–lettres:

kaechan:

New favorite gif unlocked

went to see this with my BIL (me for the first time, him for the fourth) yesterday and when we were debriefing it he goes “yeah, there are plenty of gifs of him saying a ‘few small beers’ but none of him doing his little dance” i told him that couldn’t possibly be the case because tumblr exists.

opened the app. searched for OBAA. this was the second result.

hipsternumbertwo:

Favorite Angela Moments 86/∞: Smosh Summer Games: Class of 2005

ultrafacts:

Brazilian photographer Sebastião Salgado and his wife, Lélia Deluiz Wanick Salgado, have been instrumental in reforesting the Rio Doce Basin area in Brazil since 1998. Through their organization, Instituto Terra, they have planted over 2.7 million trees, successfully restoring more than 550 acres of forest and 2,000 natural springs. 

Their efforts have transformed a once barren landscape into a thriving forest ecosystem, demonstrating the profound impact that dedicated reforestation initiatives can have on environmental restoration.

honestlybisquick:

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

theshitpostcalligrapher:

post-uwuifier:

meepmoopmaap:

post-uwuifier:

woman-becomer:

sure I could become a slut. but you see, I’m scared

suwe I couwd become a swut!! :3 but yoo see, I’m scawed UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

you are a curse sent from the devil himself to mock mortals.

sent fwom da deviw? No, siwwy! :3

My powers far exceed him.

i seem to be extremely late to the gimmick blog hullabaloo

helepikolik:

devilboyblues:

readysetyeet:

hazeldomain:

brainsforbabyjesus:

hazeldomain:

hazeldomain:

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

MAGNIFICENT

Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty

“my stepdad’s wife”

@sapphic-sargent your tags omg

You are doing God’s work

bogosbinted:

toddnet:

i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today

This is the most important post on this site

greenbloods:

caffeinosis:

greenbloods:

CANCEL george rr martin for being directly responsible for 1) a Bowl of Mac and Cheese esque YA book titles 2) insufferable people saying “oh you sweet summer child” in comment sections across the web and 3) “the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep” sigma phonk edits

The last one is from the show, GRRM is innocent

CANCEL jrr tolkien for being directly responsible for 1) dnd 5e

blakeinobi:

Playing around with poses.

homosexualslug:

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beautiful conversations happening on twitter (x)